| Beliebers: | Justin is soooooo talented. |
| Lovatics: | Demi is soooooo inspirational. |
| Selenators: | Selena is beautiful. |
| Directioners: | One Direction ARE SO GAY! OMG |
| Other Fandoms: | My idol doesn't drink, swear or smoke. That's why I lobe him/her. |
| Directioners: | OMG THE BOYS ARE DRUNK, DID LOUIS AND HARRY JUST BANG, OMG NIALL JUST WANKED, OMG BOYS JUST GET NAKED ALREADY! |
| Beliebers: | We're born to be somebody. |
| Monsters: | We're born this way. |
| Lovatics: | We're born to stay strong. |
| Directioners: | We're born to eat carrots...YEAH BUDDIE! |
| Other Fandoms: | He/She looks so beautiful. |
| Directioners: | HARRY'S NOSE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PENIS! |
| *Idol falls on stage* |
| Other Fandoms: | AH NO OMG! |
| Directioners: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT GAY BOY. A++ |
| *Idol has a boyfriend* |
| Other fandoms: | I hate him/her much. He/She should stay single. |
| Directioners: | OMG LIAM MARRY DANIELLE ALREADY OR I WILL. LOUIS AND ELEANOR ARE JUST SO PERFECT! |
| We're different. We're amazing. We rule the world. We're the best and your argument is invalid. |
| P.s I saw this on twitter, so please don't credit me. |
